Great veterinary medicine Master’s Degree thesis ideas

I've been pondering the state of veterinary medicine in the new millennium. These subjects deserve deeper thought or at least a Master's Degree thesis:

  • Why a barber and a surgeon should never say, "oops!"
  • The plethora of chicken/the dearth of poultry practitioners.
  • The value of veterinarians in the war against bioterrorism.
  • Is there a place for grooming in an exclusive reptile veterinary practice?
  • Recipes for traditionally inedible species.
  • What do you think of the "placebo effect" in veterinary medicine?
  • What are the tricks you use to help remember where you left your glasses or car keys?
  • What do you think of men in veterinary medicine? A thing of the past?
  • How do deal with barn sour children?
  • Cell phones; how to add pressure and convenience to your practice.
  • The future of leather shoes, purses and seat covers made of doghide.
  • The new prestige of meat inspection veterinarians.
  • Do you have difficulty resolving Genesis and evolution?
  • The value of Chinese herbal medicine in non-Oriental species.
  • What do you think of homeopathic cures for baldness, dandruff and dog's ticks?
  • Do dogs have a heaven?
  • Body piercing in veterinary medicine; fashion statement or cruelty?
  • Humane euthanasia techniques in an insect veterinary practice; squash or spray?
  • The use of wood chippers in poultry euthanasia.
  • If humans are evolving, what major physical changes will occur in the next 100,000 years?
  • How veterinary school affected your eating habits.
  • Acupuncture in marine mammals – does blubber affect the meridians?
  • Why is free advice (from Whole Foods checkout girl or Uncle who works at sale barn) always worth more than advice you have to pay for?
  • Have veterinary specialties like 1st Premolar Dentistry, Polydactal Primates, and/or Alternative Uses for Vestigial Organs, become passé?
  • What do you tell the parents of a child who wants to go to vet school?
  • Who else goes to sleep memorizing the Krebs cycle?

Baxter Black is a self-described cowboy poet, ex-veterinarian and sorry team roper. He can be contacted at 1-800-654-2550 or by e-mail at: headcowboy@baxterblack.com

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